My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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This is my gift to your gina
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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