thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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