I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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