Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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