So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You ruined the universe
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
