it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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