I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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