Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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