the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
That accounts for only three of the penises
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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