so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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