Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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