He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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