Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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