Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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