I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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