I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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