Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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