he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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