when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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