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Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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