Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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