Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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