oh god the rape fog is back!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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