these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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