We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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