how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I have aggressive nipples.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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