Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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