Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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