I just made out with a guy for $7.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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