So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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