Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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