So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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