come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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