just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Randomize
