We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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