guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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