What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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