my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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