i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My balls are so social today.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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