dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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