Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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