Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
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