hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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