Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So much rum. So many feels.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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