Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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