but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Holy shit dude........stairs
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
