hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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