i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
please come you make the beer taste better
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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