she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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