You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
