we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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