Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
