when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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