Me too!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Ladies don't puke and tell
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
